Here she is, Miss Sniffs... my Crotch

Last Saturday, they crowned Miss America 2008. This Saturday, they're crowning the American Kennel Club National Champion 2008. Hard to tell - did they model the AKC Pagean... er, National Championship after the Miss America Pageant, or was it the other way around? They both have crowns. Walk around pretty much naked in front of millions. Perform in a "talent" competition. Pass an "interview" (albeit Miss Illinois doesn't have to stand still while an uptight older woman holds up her left leg). Lots o' money involved. Tears. Tragedy. Triumph